[18:12] <[UFC]Riddick> who do you think you are?
[18:12] <[UFC]Riddick> my father won the SBA Business of the year for the state of nebraska.
[18:12] <[UFC]Riddick> you are no one.
[18:13] <[UFC]Riddick> not in anyones' book.
[18:13] <BAILOPAN> I'm BAILOPAN
[18:13] <BAILOPAN> That's all that matters :)
[18:13] <[UFC]Riddick> who is that?
[18:13] <[UFC]Riddick> your emtions show your despair.
[18:14] <[UFC]Riddick> you need to check yourself.
[18:14] <BAILOPAN> I moved your thread to the dev forum so we could have a good laugh at it, when I told them you were forty-four they didn't believe me
[18:14] <[UFC]Riddick> you need to see a counselor.
[18:14] <[UFC]Riddick> nice 3rd grade attack.
[18:14] <[UFC]Riddick> do you have better material?
[18:15] <[UFC]Riddick> so you get fucked over in front of your friends. live with it.
[18:15] <[UFC]Riddick> you want your internet account, anywhere cancelled?
[18:15] <BAILOPAN> PM had a nice joke from it
[18:15] <[UFC]Riddick> i can have it done.
[18:15] <BAILOPAN> sec I'll show you
[18:16] <[UFC]Riddick> im waiting for you to show your 3rd grade attack.
[18:16] <BAILOPAN> "Can you cancel my internet access as well? "
[18:16] <[UFC]Riddick> david, let me talk to your father.
[18:16] <BAILOPAN> then he said
[18:16] <BAILOPAN> "Can you cancel my internet access as well? "
[18:16] <[UFC]Riddick> give me your dad's phone.
[18:16] <[UFC]Riddick> give me your dad's phone.
[18:16] <[UFC]Riddick> i'll have him tear you a new ashole.
[18:16] <[UFC]Riddick> because i have money and you don't.
[18:16] <BAILOPAN> at $9/hr, working at cisco?
[18:16] <BAILOPAN> I don't live with my parents, and my dad does not like communicating with people, he keeps to himself privately
[18:17] <[UFC]Riddick> you need to bait me harder, BP.
[18:17] <[UFC]Riddick> keep trying.
[18:17] <[UFC]Riddick> what you got?
[18:17] <[UFC]Riddick> nothing, it seems.
[18:17] <BAILOPAN> w...what?
[18:17] <[UFC]Riddick> give me your dad's phone.  i'll have him give you a reset.
[18:17] <[UFC]Riddick> do it, pud.
[18:18] <BAILOPAN> There is no way I'm getting my family involved in your legally insane delusions
[18:18] <[UFC]Riddick> you are a fucking retard.
[18:18] <[UFC]Riddick> why do you think i am insane?
[18:19] <BAILOPAN> because I'm on Team3D! http://caleague.com/?page=teams&teamid=6
[18:19] <BAILOPAN> thass'why
[18:19] <[UFC]Riddick> yea, i bet torbull would go with that.   rofl.
[18:19] <[UFC]Riddick> you're a fucking 3d peon.
[18:19] <[UFC]Riddick> you need to understand that.
[18:19] <[UFC]Riddick> get with reality.
[18:19] <[UFC]Riddick> this is what you want.
[18:19] <[UFC]Riddick> you got it.
[18:19] <BAILOPAN> lol, I added myself to beta test stuff, torbull doesn't even know  ;]
[18:20] <BAILOPAN> this is what we call a "joke"
[18:20] <[UFC]Riddick> wow, i am reeeeally impressed - jim carry
[18:20] <[UFC]Riddick> sure, does a joke merit my ban from amxx?
[18:20] <[UFC]Riddick> fuckiin retard.
[18:20] <BAILOPAN> no, you posting private conversations does
[18:20] <[UFC]Riddick> you didnt state that it was private, idiot.
[18:21] <BAILOPAN> it was a 
[18:21] <[UFC]Riddick> anything you say, be prepared for it to be published.
[18:21] <BAILOPAN> "private message"
[18:21] <[UFC]Riddick> god damn you are dum
[18:21] <BAILOPAN> keyword
[18:21] <BAILOPAN> "private"
[18:21] <BAILOPAN> not a "public letter to riddick"
[18:21] <BAILOPAN> but a "private message"
[18:21] <[UFC]Riddick> yea, real private - the internet.
[18:21] <BAILOPAN> I'm a "benevolent dictator".  I don't like dissention.  I don't argue my point.  I just ban and move on with my life
[18:21] <BAILOPAN> dissension*
[18:21] <[UFC]Riddick> look, man, you launched the attack.
[18:22] <[UFC]Riddick> then, you couldn't defend it.
[18:22] <[UFC]Riddick> thats your problem.
[18:22] <BAILOPAN> No one is going to ban me from the forums - I own them, I pay for the server, the bandwidth, and everything.  No one is going to shut off my internet access - you're a powerless, nutty guy who stalks people on CS gaming sites
[18:22] <[UFC]Riddick> the "stalking card" rofl, that was good in about 1988.
[18:23] <[UFC]Riddick> fukwit.
[18:23] <[UFC]Riddick> god damn you are dumb.
[18:23] <[UFC]Riddick> this is what you want.
[18:23] <[UFC]Riddick> beware.
[18:23] <[UFC]Riddick> you get all.
[18:23] <[UFC]Riddick> you get run.
[18:23] <[UFC]Riddick> like "bm" runs.
[18:23] <[UFC]Riddick> you ask for it.
[18:23] <[UFC]Riddick> you get it, that simple.
[18:24] <BAILOPAN> I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.  I don't consider myself dumb because I've managed to command a community of 10,000 people for 2 years now :)
[18:24] <[UFC]Riddick> do you ban them wantonly?
[18:24] <[UFC]Riddick> if you dont know what im talking about, you better get your head in the game.
[18:25] <BAILOPAN> Of the ~50 people banned in total (advertising, flaming, harassing, porn) -- there are three people who I could classify as "batshit insane".  
[18:25] <BAILOPAN> You, a guy called FrontLine, and another called Admin SFOT
[18:25] <[UFC]Riddick> look man, you brought this on yourself.
[18:25] <BAILOPAN> brought what? 
[18:25] <BAILOPAN> you're banned, I'm done with you
[18:25] <[UFC]Riddick> pming that bullshit to me.
[18:26] <[UFC]Riddick> im not done with you, retard.
[18:26] <BAILOPAN> irrelevant
[18:26] <[UFC]Riddick> go fuck yourself.
[18:26] <[UFC]Riddick> actually, it si.
[18:26] <[UFC]Riddick> is
[18:26] <[UFC]Riddick> because you cant think fast is not an excuse.
[18:26] <BAILOPAN> no, what I meant was that whether you're done with me or not is irrelevant
[18:26] <[UFC]Riddick> you are "slow."
[18:26] <[UFC]Riddick> like 3rd grade slow.
[18:27] <[UFC]Riddick> you're still slow.
[18:27] <[UFC]Riddick> let me ask you this, why am i banned?
[18:27] <BAILOPAN> I already explained it, you publically dissented
[18:27] <[UFC]Riddick> look.  anything you put on the internet is public knowledge.
[18:28] <[UFC]Riddick> that is lesson 1 for you.
[18:28] <BAILOPAN> that's your belief, but not mine.  more dissension
[18:28] <[UFC]Riddick> you chose to fuck with me.
[18:28] <[UFC]Riddick> then, you got skull fucked.
[18:28] <BAILOPAN> LOL
[18:28] <[UFC]Riddick> that was your choice.
[18:28] <[UFC]Riddick> not mine.
[18:28] <BAILOPAN> I'd show you my webcam of me laughing out loud at this but I don't want you stalking me more
[18:29] <[UFC]Riddick> the stalking card doesnt work, i guess you havent figured that out.
[18:29] <[UFC]Riddick> give me your dads' phone.
[18:29] <[UFC]Riddick> or your mom's.
[18:29] <[UFC]Riddick> either one will reset you.
[18:29] <BAILOPAN> reset?
[18:29] <[UFC]Riddick> you need a mental reset.
[18:29] <BAILOPAN> sorry but I don't get my parents involved in my matters
[18:30] <[UFC]Riddick> if you want, i can pay guys to continually bring down your site.
[18:30] <[UFC]Riddick> is that what you want?
[18:30] <BAILOPAN> that's highly illegal, and you just admitted to it
[18:30] <[UFC]Riddick> its all fair game.
[18:30] <[UFC]Riddick> you aren't a going concern.
[18:30] <BAILOPAN> that's called cybercrime and I have the feeling that 1and1 wouldn't like it
[18:31] <[UFC]Riddick> fine, we'll let a judge look at you and at me.
[18:31] <BAILOPAN> it's punishable by huge fines and jail time, so go at it if you want
[18:31] <[UFC]Riddick> then he'll decide who fucked over who.
[18:31] <[UFC]Riddick> sound good?
[18:31] <BAILOPAN> especially since amxmodx is moving to LLC ownership soon, you'd be attacking a legitimate business -- not smart
[18:31] <[UFC]Riddick> i can attack you in any legal manner at my disposal.
[18:32] <[UFC]Riddick> are you ready?
[18:32] <BAILOPAN> okay captain crunch
[18:32] <BAILOPAN> that's your new name.  now
[18:32] <[UFC]Riddick> if that's what u prefer, bp
[18:32] <[UFC]Riddick> i wont ban you for it.
[18:32] <BAILOPAN> I prefer "bail", not bp
[18:32] <[UFC]Riddick> rofl
[18:32] <[UFC]Riddick> bp is better, cuz you're kind of "gassey"
[18:32] <BAILOPAN> I'm corpeal but thanks for asking
[18:33] <[UFC]Riddick> im Gary, Esquire.
[18:33] <BAILOPAN> k capn' crunch
[18:33] <[UFC]Riddick> look man.
[18:33] <[UFC]Riddick> you fucked with me.
[18:33] <[UFC]Riddick> that was your choice.
[18:33] <[UFC]Riddick> then, you got burned.
[18:33] <BAILOPAN> oh god this is so funny
[18:33] <BAILOPAN> man if it weren't for internet whackos my day would be so boring
[18:34] <[UFC]Riddick> do you feel powerful, now that you've banned me?
[18:34] <BAILOPAN> no, I feel relieved
[18:34] <[UFC]Riddick> your office looks like a shithole, that thing i saw on cam.
[18:34] <[UFC]Riddick> i'd shit in that.
[18:34] <BAILOPAN> it's not an office, it's a lab at school
[18:34] <[UFC]Riddick> what school.
[18:35] <BAILOPAN> all of them
[18:35] <[UFC]Riddick> you said singular.
[18:35] <[UFC]Riddick> doesnt work, retard.
[18:35] <BAILOPAN> fine.  my school is on the MOON, although I worry about that because the moon could explode at any moment o_O
[18:35] <[UFC]Riddick> i would have guess your school was uranus, since you spend so much time there.
[18:36] <BAILOPAN> HAHA MAN that was good capn' crunch. I go to www.wpi.edu
[18:36] <BAILOPAN> I told you because your line was so good
[18:36] <[UFC]Riddick> thats not a sentence.
[18:36] <[UFC]Riddick> do they teach those.
[18:36] <BAILOPAN> nope, it's a tech school
[18:37] <[UFC]Riddick> why would you go to such a craphole?
[18:37] <BAILOPAN> good food
[18:38] <BAILOPAN> well no the food isn't that good, it's the software.  we get free copies of XP and Visual Studio, nice deal for $40k/year
[18:38] <[UFC]Riddick> your own rule: You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws.
[18:38] <BAILOPAN> they let me in because I'm on team3d
[18:39] <[UFC]Riddick> yes, you've mentioned that.  do you believe that i can't read your messages?
[18:39] <[UFC]Riddick> btw, slander is not possible on a website.
[18:39] <BAILOPAN> I'm BAILOPAN, my own rules are subject to tweaking when necessary
[18:39] <[UFC]Riddick> libel is, but not slander.
[18:39] <[UFC]Riddick> try not to look so stupid.
[18:40] <[UFC]Riddick> slander = oral.
[18:40] <[UFC]Riddick> libel = written.
[18:40] <[UFC]Riddick> fucktard.
[18:40] <[UFC]Riddick> yes, you've mentioned that.  do you believe that i can't read your messages?
[18:40] <BAILOPAN> sorry I wasn't paying attention to you, what
[18:40] <[UFC]Riddick> will you answer that one?
[18:40] <[UFC]Riddick> yes, you've mentioned that.  do you believe that i can't read your messages?
[18:41] <BAILOPAN> tee he capn' crunch, I get the joke! it's very witty! you should be on TV! or at least the rah-dio
[18:41] <[UFC]Riddick> it wasnt' a joke.  it was a question, with a question mark on the end.
[18:41] <BAILOPAN> oh, then I don't get it
[18:42] <[UFC]Riddick> look bro, here's the deal.
[18:42] <[UFC]Riddick> you set yourself up to have your intelligence get raped.
[18:42] <[UFC]Riddick> and it happened.
[18:43] <BAILOPAN> I spent today writing an JIT'd expression parser in C++, my intelligence doesn't get raped by you
[18:43] <BAILOPAN> it gets raped by people who can outcode me, like PM, who is younger than I am.  you're 44 and are ARGUING WITH ME OVER THE INTERNET
[18:43] <BAILOPAN> that is LAUGHABLE, and I am ACTIVELY LAUGHING at it, SOMETIMES EVEN IN CAPS
[18:44] <[UFC]Riddick> yes, that indicates emotional outbursts.
[18:44] <[UFC]Riddick> so, if you dont mind, unban me from the site.
[18:44] <BAILOPAN> LOL
[18:44] <[UFC]Riddick> would you like to talk on the phone?
[18:44] <BAILOPAN> sign up with a new name, called capn' crunch.  use captain crunch as your avatar, and don't flame anyone ever again
[18:45] <BAILOPAN> also, putthis in your sig: "gyarrrr"
[18:45] <BAILOPAN> and I'll let you stay on the forums
[18:45] <[UFC]Riddick> ok.  this is closed.  if you would like to discuss anything in the future, im ok by it.
[18:45] <BAILOPAN> I don't like talking on the phone, I'm afraid cooties might travel over POTS
[18:45] <[UFC]Riddick> i wouldn't ask you to watch breakback mountain with me.
[18:46] <BAILOPAN> I wouldn't ask you to watch Fullmetal Alchemist with me, so there!
[18:46] <[UFC]Riddick> rgr
[18:46] <[UFC]Riddick> i'll have to rent it, so i know of what i speak
Session Close: Sun Jan 22 18:47:16 2006